Poser: Okay, it's Monday.
Orlando: You know what that means.
Poser: Interview time.
Orlando: Hello Yoshi!
 Yoshi: Hello Orlando, hello Poser.
Poser: Let's make it like the last time. First we have two quotes.
Orlando: By Hsadwo: "If he believes Mario's so bad now, why's he hang out with the fat creep so much?! (Mockingly) 'Oooh, Mario's having a party, I think I'll go join it.' What a double-talking hypocrite."
Yoshi: It's not only me. All the other NCs do the same, for example Wario and Luigi.
Of course it looks like we are playing for fun with him. It's right that we are playing, but it is not for fun.
We study Mario's moves and his way of thinking. In the minigames we try to defeat him. Unfortunately it's still just a game so that he isn't really hurt, but it's a good training.
Furthermore we collect coins and stars with which we buy weapons or use for technology improvements.
You know Donez' Deathzooka? It's creation was paid with our coins and the special parts in it, which can just be found in the underworld, are bought with stars. By the way, Bowser's the one who is responsible for this underworld things. And he's really good with it.
Orlando: Okay... I've just understood half of it, but doesn't matter. Here's the second quote, again from Hsadwo.
Poser: "He chose CAPTAIN SYRUP as his running mate! A known pirate, AND THIEF! She'll probably rob NC blind if Yoshi's elected."
Yoshi: Yup, that's right, she is a pirate. But where does she get the money from? Why not just asking herself?
Syrup: Hey!
Orlando: Um... euh... hello...
Yoshi: Heh, no need to be afraid! She won't do anything against you, neither would I!
Poser: Captain Syrup, we've just wondered how you gain your money.
Syrup: That differs. Mainly my incomes are from two parts of work.
The first one is treasure hunting. The sugar pirates and me are on sea a long time and search for treasures. It doesn't matter whether we find them in the ocean, for example in sunken ships, or on islands. We search for them and find a lot.
The second one is stealing.
Orlando: Hah! I knew it! THIEF!
Syrup: Excuse me?
Orlando: ... um ... I didn't say anything! ...
Syrup: As you know Mario often leaves his city and takes vacation on islands or play parties with his friends. At least with people who he thinks that are his friends.
In that time the sugar pirates and me break in his castle and steal as much as we can carry. Mainly we try to steal his stars, because those are very rare and can't be found in treasure chests in sunken ships or on islands.
Poser: What do you do with the money and the stars?
Yoshi: Just the same thing like most of the other NCs. I've told you what we do with it some minutes ago. Syrup helps us with it. And her money and stars are as important as the ones we get in Mario's partys!
Poser: Ah, now I understand. Really good.
Orlando: *whispering something to Poser*
Poser: Okay Captain Syrup, thanks for that information!
Syrup: Oh you're welcome.
Poser: You may go to the bar over there and have a drink.
Syrup: Thank you! Bye!
Orlando: *sigh* Thanks John! I really found her frightening.
Poser: Okay Yoshi, now to the most important part of our interview today.
Orlando: Yeah. Let's find out what you think of the other candidates.
Poser: At first we have our old president: Bill the Extra guy.
Yoshi: Right. The problem with Bill is that there is NOTHING extra with him.
He can't do anything but flying on his carpet and ... whatever he does with subways.
If he looses his carpet, he is just a little bird who can't do anything. And we all know that he looses his carpet quite often.
The only thing he can do is his Extra move which freezes people. But this is totally useless because he doesn't even know who to disable it again. And you can't attack freezed people because then the whole universe would collapse.
Oh, talking about the president: What did he do the last 4,5 years? Even Jay did more than Bill! You know what that means.
Don't vote Bill!
Orlando: Nice statement. But there is one guy who can stop the Extra move: Donez.
Yoshi: Donez defenetely is a great scientist with a huge knowledge and funny answers to silly questions, as you can see in the "Ask Dr. Donez" area.
But that doesn't make a president. Donez only made a few things in his campaign. He won't do any more if he got elected. Then we have the same thing like the last 4,5 years.
Also do you really want to see a closeup whenever somebody speaks of the president? Terrible.
Poser: Okay, we shouldn't vote for the white tweeter. But what about the blue one?
Yoshi: Churro is a funny little guy. But that's all. He isn't ready to become a president. Perhaps in 4 years when he growed up a bit. But not now.
What does he do the whole day? Jumping around, falling from the sky und thinking he can "fly away". Great.
Furthermore Churro is the reason why this election took so long. Everybody was bored after two months of waiting for the final election. And we all only had to wait so long because CHURRO didn't tell us who his mate was.
Churro is even worse as a president than Bill!
Orlando: Let's talk about the last candidate: King Bowser.
Yoshi: Bowser promises everything. But nobody is perfect. Nobody can realize all the things Bowser promised. He is just like most of the politicians: First promise a lot, then do nothing.
BUT...
Bowser is the only one (besides me) I would accept for the president of the Neglected Characters. Although he didn't make as much as I, he really did a lot campaigning - both in the primaries and in the final phase.
If you don't vote me, vote him! He deserves becoming president.
Poser: Okay. Thanks for this LARGE interview.
Orlando: Now the last week of campaigning started and the last chance for the people to vote.
Yoshi: I hope this week passes soon. I want to know who won.
Poser: I hope Jay tells us the winner right after the election, not with a week or somehing like that waiting before.
Orlando: I hope the restaurant over there sells some cheeseburgers.
Poser: ...
Yoshi: ...
Orlando: WHAT?!?
Poser: Okay Yoshi, we'll meet again next Monday.
Yoshi: No matter whether I won or not.
Poser: Any last words until then?
Yoshi: I want to see a nice last week of campaigning. From EVERYBODY!
And I want that the people don't vote just the NCs they like most, as they did it in the primaries. They should look through the campaigns and THEN choose who to vote.
It's the election for the NC president, not for the nicest one.
Orlando: Fine. Then good luck for you Yoshi, and we will rest until tomorrow. Now up and away to that cheeseburgers!
Poser: Have a nice day!
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